Lackadaisy Chauffeur
Hair in convertibles just doesn't work the way it does in the movies.  If you've ever driven around with the top down and hair of any length beyond cropped, you know it doesn't flow back like the sleek pin feathers of a majestic eagle in flight.  It blows forward to attack your face, tying itself in tiny knots so as to better lash the lenses off your eyeballs.